God said, "Let there be light."Nothing happened for a few moments.Then God said, "Who the heck am I talking to?

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish

A little boy prayed for a bike. Then he realized God doesn't work that way so he stole a bike and askedfor forgiveness.

Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little, just to befunny.

The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.

On the 6th day, God created Man. On the 7th day, Man returned the favor.

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

Is it an accident that the symbol of a bishop is a crook and the sign of an archbishop is a double-cross?

If Jesus was a Jew, how did he get a Spanish name?

Why does the Vatican have lightning rods?

If Noah took two of every animal on the ark with him, then what did they eat?

Did Noah bring termites with him on his ark?

If God's love is unconditional, then why does hell exist?

If man is fallible, is it possible his interpretations of religion are as well?

If God is all-knowing, why is prayer necessary?